I failed two classes and I’m pretty sure I lose my scholarship and I want to kill myself
i just watched two episodes of game of thrones and my entire leg is asleep. also tomorrow is sunday-funday and i get to sleep in yay
I am not okay
canyousonicme: GOODBYE, SWEETIE.
my mood right now is fuck you
grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
windydude: it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours
screwfairieseathearts: CAN YOU CALCULATE THE DEGREE YOUR MOM’S LEGS WERE AT LAST NIGHT?? CAN YOU CALCULATE THE DEGREE OF THE DOUCHE THATS UP YOUR ASSHOLE
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
burgrs: she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me
Do any of my followers know how to do bearing problems in trigonometry? You could save my life
daybloggerkankri: I REMEMBER THAT THING THAT EVERYBODY USED TO DRAW IN MY SCHOOL A FEW YEARS AGO LIKE YOU HAD TO DRAW SIX LINES AND THEN CONNECT THEM SOMEHOW AND IT ENDED UP MAKING AN ‘S’ LOOKING THING PEOPLE USED TO THINK THEY WERE SO SPECIAL BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM THIS THING
cockwork-orange: cockwork-orange: I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing whistled again, nothing then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself...
smalltownbigguy: in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
anyou23: growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
nosdrinker: yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting dead sirius Get the fuck out don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
hughskinnerd: hughskinnerd: how many comments of urs do i have to delete till you see how unnecessary they are
“you may now kiss the bride”
i woke up and got ready to go to work for 9 and my boss asked me to come in at 10..
gorillamunchies: HAVING A JOB IS SO ANNOYING BUT MY PAYCHECK IS NOT
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
I HAD A DREAM THAT I WENT ON MY TUMBLR AND SOME GIRL NAMED AMANDA FROM INDONESIA HAD HACKED IT AND CHANGED IT AND DELETED ALL MY POSTS AND UNFOLLOWED EVERYBODY AND SHE WOULDNT FUCKING GIVE IT BACK AND I WAS READY TO GO OVER TO INDONESIA AND FIND HER IT WAS A NIGHTMARE